magicaleurovision:

iamthetruenhaz:

complete-trash-and-despair:

yokelfelonking:

effemimaniac:

wiremxther:

europeans have types of racism i didn’t even know existed

you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism

Daily reminder that the actual World War II Nazis were trying to exterminate different types of white people that most Americans can’t tell apart just by looking

Meanwhile the Japanese were doing their own race war in Asia against other Asians that most Americans aren’t even aware are different races

In short: the almost literally black and white racism type of thinking in America, shockingly, doesn’t apply to the rest of the world!

I am fucking sick of americans and their “it’s not racism it’s xenophobia so it’s fine and I am very smart 🤓🤓🤓”

Yes, there is xenophobia. Between nations that perceive each other as weird but equal. The “weird but equal other”. Like Brits s French. But if you move east of Germany and south of Rome, there is the “inferior other”. The “never quite European”. The filthy savage. Lazy, corrupt, hateful, dirty. And that element of superiority that goes on a systematic level, beyond silly “haha moustache pizza baguette” joke makes it racism and it gets worse the further east and south you go.

I remember one year Americans were like “Eurovision presenters aren’t diverse, they’re three white men” like???

They were from different cultures, spoke several languages on stage and MY DUDES, THIS IS EUROVISION.

That’s quite literally the definition of diversity.

But yeah, Americans very often see diversity as only skin deep and they’re capable of looking you straight in the eye and say that these two guys who speak the same language, eat the same food, wear the same clothes, listen to the same music, watch the same movies, do the same sports etc are “diverse” because they have different melanin levels, whereas people who are literally different on every single forementioned aspect - and therefore whose encounter is extremely culturally enriching, unless of course they kill each other instead - are somehow not “diversity” because an American is unable to translate it on a superficial level 🤦🏻‍♀️

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alledherlu-q-pereon:

the-haiku-bot:

frost-sodalis:

lastvalyrian:

the-haiku-bot:

viva-1a-resistance:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

“Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.”

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

image

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

image

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eternal-fractal:

greenycrimson:

starseekrr:

mishastoesies:

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

image

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

(via drbennedict)

lunarebane:
“ tikkunolamorgtfo:
“TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
”
Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m...

lunarebane:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

(via of-themysciraa)

ilarual:
“my-angel-castiel:
“ sexyandthethief:
“ bearpapi:
“ You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …
”
the town’s name is dixon
”
the longer you look at it the funnier it gets
”
Dude, this is...

ilarual:

my-angel-castiel:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

Dude, this is the city I was born in. I know exactly which building that is, I HAVE BEEN TO THIS BUILDING, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE FROM ABOVE

(via damn-funny)


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